Dude. My eyebrows are on fleek, you can’t tell me nothing right now, dawg. And I am so happy because…okay, here’s what happened: I bought a groupon from a woman … Continue reading eyebrows on fleek (my experience with microblading), and upcoming appearances for august and september
The internet is bursting at the seams with advice for indie authors on how to promote our books. Just google that shit. If you weren’t born to hustle, then this … Continue reading you want your book to sell? then sell it: 10 things I’ve done in the last week to promote my book, Silicon Valley Girl
With the promotion and official launch of Silicon Valley Girl coming up in September, now is a good time to generate buzz. And what better way to generate buzz than … Continue reading I’m giving away 20 signed copies of Silicon Valley Girl on Goodreads. enter for your chance to win! contest dates: 7/20/17 – 7/31/17
I don’t like it, I love it. And fortunately for me, I found another place that made my first colon hydrotherapy experience seem more akin to taking a shite in … Continue reading I heart colon hydrotherapy
How did I sleep on Euphoria Mourning? I knew the breakout single—“Can’t Change Me”—and video very well, but didn’t realize that had been all the way back in 1999. Was … Continue reading Euphoria Mourning on repeat, and I’m officially a published author
I’d bought the groupon for the colonic (colon cleanse/hydrotherapy) in 2014, and it had expired in 2015. So of course, nothing was more exciting than finally deciding to schedule the … Continue reading my first colon hydrotherapy experience
You know you’ve pretty much gone far beyond your maximum pain threshold when acupuncture starts to look really appealing. Today I had my first ever appointment with an acupuncturist; here … Continue reading go ahead…stick me with 1,000 needles. then, give me some flautas.