As a part of my publishing services package, I got an official press release. It looks a lot like the one I made on my own, but that just goes … Continue reading official press release for Silicon Valley Girl + a listing of online stores where you can get your copy right now
You remind me of Warm, rainy days With nothing else to do But lie next to my open window And listen to the rain fall Tap-dancing on pavement, car hoods, … Continue reading warm breezy
The internet is bursting at the seams with advice for indie authors on how to promote our books. Just google that shit. If you weren’t born to hustle, then this … Continue reading you want your book to sell? then sell it: 10 things I’ve done in the last week to promote my book, Silicon Valley Girl
I don’t like it, I love it. And fortunately for me, I found another place that made my first colon hydrotherapy experience seem more akin to taking a shite in … Continue reading I heart colon hydrotherapy
I’d bought the groupon for the colonic (colon cleanse/hydrotherapy) in 2014, and it had expired in 2015. So of course, nothing was more exciting than finally deciding to schedule the … Continue reading my first colon hydrotherapy experience
You know you’ve pretty much gone far beyond your maximum pain threshold when acupuncture starts to look really appealing. Today I had my first ever appointment with an acupuncturist; here … Continue reading go ahead…stick me with 1,000 needles. then, give me some flautas.
Before I went in, I closed my eyes and whispered a short prayer: “Please guide me, Higher Self. Be with me, guardian angels, ascended masters, and spiritual helpers. Let all … Continue reading pitching a literary agent at the 2017 atanta writing workshop